So I was mowing my lawn when my neighbor comes up sweeping her sidewalk since she just mowed her lawn. She begins to talk to me about how she wanted to get the lawn mowed before it would rain... because it will likely rain for three days... and the grass will get really long if she would wait until after it rains... so she wanted to be sure to mow before it rains... and so on. This conversation wasted ten minutes of my life. I just wish I could pull out a gun and shoot her there and now just to remove her from the gene pool. You know her kids will be as stupid. and some day, it's likely that her offspring will stop their neighbor and talk about mowing the lawn before it rains... because then the grass will be so long after it rains........
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