quick note...

gonna make quiche tomorrow... and I added some good kyle quotes... sweet fucking dreams.

fuck...

i lost my train of thought... but we'll come back to "fun with suicide" later. for now, it's party time... oh yeah, now you know that I am just about to masterbate. sweet dreams...

Fun with suicide, Part 2

Obviously, after one month of gorging yourself with fatty foods, you will likely have gained a considerable amount of weight. Your next step is to find the most inconvenient place to remove a large body. Some suggestions would be on the upper most floor of a four story building without an elevator, or the deepest parts of an extended cellar. Try considering things like doorways and turns to maneuver around as well.

Fun with suicide! Part one....

This is a planned thing and will take you a month. First, you need to spend all your money on junk food and fattening foods. (Max out the credit cards with out fear since you won't need them from here on out!) Call your job and tell them to fuck off, and plan for the laziest month of your life. Order massive amounts of movies on pay-per-view because you don't have to worry about paying the bills anymore. Order a really expensive recliner on credit, sit on your ass and gain as much weight as possible over the next few weeks...

for those interested...

I have to work tonight, and I'll have my book... see me about after 8 pm... or just don't... I don't fucking care what you do!

it's all coming together now...

The book is here!!!! Want a copy? then ask me... they are $5 a copy, and exclusively available with autograph through me!!! get it NOW!

hello ladies and gents...

Been a bit since I had posted, so I figured I would make an effort to do it more often... not that any one reads this shit! oh well, so I like talking to myself. Well, either way, I need to finish downloading porn movies and eat... chow for now....

new place...

Moved in on saturday... tired now... need to get ready for work. i'll be on later then, and I'll probably say more.

update...

will be done tonight... monday the whatever the fuck it is today... i just moved, so piss off.

almost

got a place... sign papers on saturday... yup...