Fun with suicide! Part one....

This is a planned thing and will take you a month. First, you need to spend all your money on junk food and fattening foods. (Max out the credit cards with out fear since you won't need them from here on out!) Call your job and tell them to fuck off, and plan for the laziest month of your life. Order massive amounts of movies on pay-per-view because you don't have to worry about paying the bills anymore. Order a really expensive recliner on credit, sit on your ass and gain as much weight as possible over the next few weeks...