Friday, April 15, 2011

I like things that make me happy...

One day, I was leaving the bar I was working at when I was in the lobby, and this man passed by me with a group of people around him, and I about shit.  I had to make sure, but I had just been passed by my childhood idol!  That's right: Ron Jeremy was having a late dinner at the bar I worked at!

I was so excited I was bouncing up and down.  I ran down the street to my apartment and grabbed a case to a video I had featuring 4 hours of Ron Jeremy.  He signed it for me, and asked how I had first heard of him.  I explained that I had been a fan since I was about 9 years old.

The very first porno I ever watched at a very young age had Ron Jeremy.  I saw that man having sex with two hot women, and all I thought was that I was definitely going to have sex in my life.  It was bliss to realize, and I loved watching people have sex.  I was hooked on porn ever since.

So, I still have the video box, and I will keep it forever.  I mean, I've collected a lot of autographs over the years, but that's my pride and joy!

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