I had this idea once that I should start this business that would provide the Santa Clause experience for people for a small fee. The idea was that if someone would send a payment to an account through the year, they would get a big catalog of items to make wishlists from for the whole family. This way, no shopping and every one gets a surprise... there's a lot more to it, but no need to bore you with the details.
Needless to say, I never did it. Never left the idea stage. I've had a lot of ideas as I was growing up.
One of my favorite ideas I thought up when I was about 13 was to start a porn company for people under the age of 18. In my young and stupid logic, I reasoned that if adults could watch adults have sex, then why shouldn't I be able to show movies to kids my age of kids my age having sex! I figured I would make a fortune! Unfortunately I never had enough money to pay any of the girls I knew to have sex on video. Actually, probably a good thing it never happened since evidently that would have been illegal even though I were just a kid. I mean, as it is, I took pictures of my sixteen year old girlfriend naked when I was seventeen, and I suppose that was illegal too.
Oh well. As we get older I suppose we have to have things we like about adulthood... like porn, alcohol and the freedom to move out. I could care less about the driving bullshit. Seriously, where the hell are the tubes!?
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