Thinking about grilled cheese?

I think I'm going to write a piece of the wonder and beauty of the Grilled Cheese Sandwich.  Hmmm...

When I was younger, I had no idea how to make food very well.  The first time I made Mac&Cheese I added a cup and a 1/4 of milk because I read the directions wrong.  It was soup.  Sucked.  But I got better through experimentations.

Life is about experimenting.  Like when I was younger and went through all the things in the bathroom cabinet to figure out what was and was not flammable.  Hairspray was the best!  In fact, one time after that day of experimenting, I was playing with the hairspray and caught the shower curtain on fire.  I got it out quick, but not before a two foot wide hole was burned away.  I never fessed up to it.  I told my first wife about all this and one day when visiting my mother she blabbed to my mother about it.  Though I was an adult and it had been almost 10 years since that happened, I got an earful about it.  Lesson learned?  Never introduce your family to your wife!