What a serious title. It's as though I have something really important to say. But really, I was just going to say that I love seeing people get drunk. Drunks are fun.
I loved that when I was a bartender. And when drunk girls are offered free T-shirts, it gets even better. That was fun. I mean, we would get loads of stuff from liquor reps for party nights to toss out as prizes and shit, but we never gave a lot of it away. Before I was in charge of the stuff, the previous bar manager horded the stuff and used it only for his own benefit. (In other words, he wouldn't do laundry, he would just get another promo T) So when I took over and saw the massive amount of shit we had, I gave every employee a shirt, and still had about four big boxes of shit. So on college nights, I would grab about a dozen shirts and wait for the first hour to pass and then offer free T's for tits! That was awesome! Drunk college girls will get them out for free T's like nothing.
Of course, I often wonder if I would just randomly go out to bars and try to do it now... would I get to see titties?
There is a rule that I figured out at one point in time: If you never ask, you will never know. What is the worst thing that will happen if you ask? Usually, the worst is they say "no."
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