Okay, well, now I really want some hot tea...
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I really want that white stuff!
So, the weather says there might be snow tomorrow. Of course, it also says that the snow won't amount to anything. Damn! I really want snow! I love snow! I love watching it fall to the ground. I love watching it pile up. I love sending the 13 year old out to shovel it as I sip hot tea.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
You can't close Pandora's jug...
Read my father's journal from when he and my mother were trying to figure out if they wanted to stay apart or try to get back together. Sometimes you just have to delve into the dark world of the past to understand more about your self. Just wish... never mind....
Wow, so the booze store has my favorite wine on sale! I'm so enjoying this shit! Fuck is it awesome! And besides, it's supposed to be healthy to have a glass or two of red wine in the evening... of course I drink it in pint glasses... is that too much?
Wow, so the booze store has my favorite wine on sale! I'm so enjoying this shit! Fuck is it awesome! And besides, it's supposed to be healthy to have a glass or two of red wine in the evening... of course I drink it in pint glasses... is that too much?
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
feeling like testicular jiggle!
Busy day with posting, so why not get moving with another post. I was thinking today about crazy shit, and I was thinking about days gone past, and I was thinking about all the memories I don't remember often.
Like the one time I sat on a bench by the nature center by the school with some drunk chick I just met laying on me. I petted her hair and watched her breath so my friend could sneak off, get high and then give the guy with the smoke a blow job. All of these kids were two years younger that I was, and I wasn't even having sex yet. I think I was fifteen... crazy shit.
Man, that night started one of the wildest rides in friendship I can remember. Of course, I learned much from that whole experience. In the end I figured out that if you don't try, you'll never know... and finding out much later that you fucked it up sucks donkey cock!
Like the one time I sat on a bench by the nature center by the school with some drunk chick I just met laying on me. I petted her hair and watched her breath so my friend could sneak off, get high and then give the guy with the smoke a blow job. All of these kids were two years younger that I was, and I wasn't even having sex yet. I think I was fifteen... crazy shit.
Man, that night started one of the wildest rides in friendship I can remember. Of course, I learned much from that whole experience. In the end I figured out that if you don't try, you'll never know... and finding out much later that you fucked it up sucks donkey cock!
Saturday, January 07, 2012
social accountability
What a serious title. It's as though I have something really important to say. But really, I was just going to say that I love seeing people get drunk. Drunks are fun.
I loved that when I was a bartender. And when drunk girls are offered free T-shirts, it gets even better. That was fun. I mean, we would get loads of stuff from liquor reps for party nights to toss out as prizes and shit, but we never gave a lot of it away. Before I was in charge of the stuff, the previous bar manager horded the stuff and used it only for his own benefit. (In other words, he wouldn't do laundry, he would just get another promo T) So when I took over and saw the massive amount of shit we had, I gave every employee a shirt, and still had about four big boxes of shit. So on college nights, I would grab about a dozen shirts and wait for the first hour to pass and then offer free T's for tits! That was awesome! Drunk college girls will get them out for free T's like nothing.
Of course, I often wonder if I would just randomly go out to bars and try to do it now... would I get to see titties?
There is a rule that I figured out at one point in time: If you never ask, you will never know. What is the worst thing that will happen if you ask? Usually, the worst is they say "no."
I loved that when I was a bartender. And when drunk girls are offered free T-shirts, it gets even better. That was fun. I mean, we would get loads of stuff from liquor reps for party nights to toss out as prizes and shit, but we never gave a lot of it away. Before I was in charge of the stuff, the previous bar manager horded the stuff and used it only for his own benefit. (In other words, he wouldn't do laundry, he would just get another promo T) So when I took over and saw the massive amount of shit we had, I gave every employee a shirt, and still had about four big boxes of shit. So on college nights, I would grab about a dozen shirts and wait for the first hour to pass and then offer free T's for tits! That was awesome! Drunk college girls will get them out for free T's like nothing.
Of course, I often wonder if I would just randomly go out to bars and try to do it now... would I get to see titties?
There is a rule that I figured out at one point in time: If you never ask, you will never know. What is the worst thing that will happen if you ask? Usually, the worst is they say "no."
Tuesday, January 03, 2012
Bitter cold day...
Today is bitingly cold! I know at some point I have to go for groceries, but I know full well that I do not want to. Hell, I'm cold right here in my home with the heat on and my robe around me... It's time for some hot tea!
Of course, if you walk into my kitchen right now it's much colder. I need to cook something to warm it up since I have this tenancy not to turn on the heat in that room. It just seems kind of pointless considering that the room is in the far corner and is only really used to prepare food. So, when I cook, I wash dishes and clean as it warms up, but otherwise, I don't make excuses to go in there.
But I do need to make tea... so I debate... do I go in, clean while the tea is brewing and steeping, or just wait for the whistling to signal that the tea is ready? I think I should clean... the post holiday cookie thing has left the kitchen a disaster!
If only I could bottle up and store the heat from the middle of summer when I wanted nothing more than to avoid cooking in the kitchen because it would get so hot that I wouldn't be able to eat anything from heat exhaustion. I would bottle it and now I would use a little at a time to keep the house warmer.
Oh well, until I'm a wizard I guess I just have to deal... wish I had someone to snuggle with to keep warm right now... but then I would never get any work done!
Of course, if you walk into my kitchen right now it's much colder. I need to cook something to warm it up since I have this tenancy not to turn on the heat in that room. It just seems kind of pointless considering that the room is in the far corner and is only really used to prepare food. So, when I cook, I wash dishes and clean as it warms up, but otherwise, I don't make excuses to go in there.
But I do need to make tea... so I debate... do I go in, clean while the tea is brewing and steeping, or just wait for the whistling to signal that the tea is ready? I think I should clean... the post holiday cookie thing has left the kitchen a disaster!
If only I could bottle up and store the heat from the middle of summer when I wanted nothing more than to avoid cooking in the kitchen because it would get so hot that I wouldn't be able to eat anything from heat exhaustion. I would bottle it and now I would use a little at a time to keep the house warmer.
Oh well, until I'm a wizard I guess I just have to deal... wish I had someone to snuggle with to keep warm right now... but then I would never get any work done!
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