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I used to bartend.  Yup, I was a bartender.  I had so much fun as a bartender.  I also had the keys to the room with all the promotional crap we used to get from the beer and liquor reps.  We used to host nights for the college students of E-town college.  It was great!  Busses would run from 9pm until 1am, and college seniors and juniors would all come out and get drunk and have a night out!  It was so much fun.

So my plan was to grab a whole bunch of T-shirts and stash them behind the bar.  Then, all I needed to do was wait for the right girl who would ask about the T-shirts sitting there.  I would quickly explain, as though not really interested, that I had free T's to give out to anyone who flashed that bar.  Two dozen shirts later, I spend nothing for free shots for tit flashes, and I get more than enough for the night.  

Okay, so really, is there ever enough?  This is what I miss about tending bar.  Well, one of the things I miss.