So... learning all sorts of shit today.  1... if you mention the word "junk" to my son, he wants to show you his!  Today he dropped his pants and showed me his junk when asked what he did with his junk.  (I was talking about his toys.)

2... when taking a shower, be sure that the children have been properly restrained.  This way, you don't come back into the room they are playing to find that they have found scissors and decided to remove pieces of the girl's hair.  And your chances of finding that the children have painted the wall and carpet with nail polish will be greatly reduced.  And they probably won't have found the camera! (i just wonder how my son finds this shit!  I mean, I wouldn't have found any of this on my own!)

3... Man... it is cold!

And there was my day.  what a day.  These kids... oh these lovely little children... make me look forward to death or the day they head off to college!