Remember that all the noises you year animals make at night mean they are trying to get laid.
I always enjoy the idea that it's considered a romantic gesture to give someone you like the sexual organs of plants. And if you have plant allergies, it's because you are actually allergic to plant semen. And if you park under a maple tree and find in the morning that there is a thin yellow layer all over your car, consider that the tree had cum all over your car.
With that in mind, I realize a whole lot of other things. Like how delicious eggs are unfertilized chicken embryos. Eh, but I still want them fried up with that gooey yellow center to dip my toast into what would have been the protein of the chicken fetus if it should have been fertile.
Okay, I'm off to make breakfast!
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