I made a vow... to not have another drink until I finish another 75 pages... why? so I'll feel productive? Or is it because I have almost completely exhausted my supply of home made hooch? Yeah, evidently I've been drinking a lot... oops.
So I'm imposing a ban on my booze until I either finish another 75 pages (as of 8 pages ago) or have or bought for me. Of course, there's the thing. I am confident that all I need to have is enough cash for one drink, and the rest can be bought for me. It's easy, really. Just be a little pathetic but really interesting to the right person, and I can get free drinks. I've done it so many times... but you just have to learn not to be picky about it.
You see, there are three kinds of people who buy you drinks. There is the, "I want you to like me" buyer, who just buys you what he's having. This is the lowest, and is usually a shitty shot. The next up is the person who wants to do a shot, and you do separate shots of your respective choices. Not bad, and you get something you like. The top is the person who says, "What do you like, we'll do that!" This is a sign that a person likes you and this is the best kind of shot to have with people.
But really, I just want a fucking shot!
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