I so hate sobriety some days. It makes me wish I could just keep drinking all the time. of course, the damage to the kidneys can be more taxing that the damage done to the liver... and the liver must die first.
There was this girl, and I was an idiot. Natural blonde, huge tits, and she evidently liked me a lot and I never caught on. She used to come and swim with me in her tiny bikini and once even flashed me... oh, may I never forget that moment. It was the first time I had ever been flashed. Ohhh... anyway, so I never picked up on it. How stupid... I played hero then. There was a time when she called me, claiming to have drunk a large about of vodka. I got to her house and found her acting ridiculous and may have actually been drunk. She had torn her refrigerator apart and there was a big mess all over the floor of smashed eggs, chocolate sauce and other things. She was trying to bathe her dog in stuff, she said. I cleaned her dog off, cleaned the floor and sent her to get a shower. She invited me to join her... should have. Instead I left her passed out in her bed in just a towel. I went home...
dumb ass... What the hell! Seriously! I was such a dumb shit!
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